Prognosticating With Plaxico
Easily the worst part of the Super Bowl is the ceaseless stream of predictions that flood the airwaves and clog the intertubes. Everybody has an opinion this time of year, whether they are a professed...
View ArticleMy Name Is Gregg, and I’m a Vagina
Just in case any of you heathen football fanatics forgot, those Patriots are a bunch of cheaty McCheatersons! And all you sportscasters and sportswriters who will spend this week gushing over the Super...
View ArticleFictional Cheerleader Biography: Laura
This is lovely Laura of the Buffalo Jills cheerleading squad. Laura joined the Jills after a couple of stints in rehab helped her kick a nasty morphine habit. It all started back in high school when...
View ArticleFlorio Didn’t Write It, So It Must Be True!
BREAKING JEWS NEWS!!! Fox’s Jay Glazer is reporting Brett Favre set to retire. I’ll believe it when the police find Peter King’s bloated corpse hanging from the rafters. UPDATE: Favre’s bro tells...
View ArticleBrett Is Striving For a Cushier Career
Yesterday ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reported (via voicemail) that Brett Favre is retiring due to his increasing mental fatigue. “I know I can still play, but it’s like I told my wife, I’m just tired...
View ArticleCosmo Said It, So It Must Be True!
Sure this is old news and it’s already been covered pretty extensively in the sports blogosphere and even by the occasional leather fetishists, but it’s never too late to make fun of douchebags. Unless...
View ArticleHoly Crap, Whadid I Miss? Maj’s Off-Topicakke
You don’t have to be a douchebag to be a good skier, but it certainly helps. Good fucking God. I go on vacation for one random week in March and I miss all sorts of crazy shit. Since I missed so much...
View ArticleBetter Know A Draft Pick: Matt Ryan
Welcome back to another year of Better Know A Draft Pick. Leading up to the draft we’ll profile all the top prospects that are worth knowing. Name: Matt RyanNickname: Matty Ice Easy Reasons to Hate Him...
View ArticlePutting One Over On Jess
Int. Jessica Simpson’s living room. [cellphone rings] Tony: You got Romo! Nick: Yo, Tony, it’s Lachey! Tony: Hey man, how’ve you been. Nick: Same old shit. But hey, Mayer and I are in town and we had...
View ArticleConstruda Regional 2nd Round: No. 6 Chief vs. No. 7 Redskin In a Matchup of...
For absolutely no reason at all, we present you with the battle for supremacy amongst Native American mascots. Will it be the wisdom of the aged Chief, or the guy with a reddish hue? Only you can...
View ArticleBetter Know a Draft Pick: Glenn Dorsey
Welcome back to another year of Better Know A Draft Pick. Leading up to the draft we’ll profile all the top prospects that are worth knowing. Name: Glenn Jamon DorseyNickname: “Putt”Origin: A young...
View ArticleThe Maj’s One-Word Review of Nationals Park
(Click the picture for delicious detail)Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I’ll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.
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